An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to
breed with the cows and is lamenting this fact to a
few of his friends down at the local grain silos. One
of them says, "You know, I used to have the same trouble
with my bull, but got it fixed really quick."
"How did you get it fixed?"
"Well I just dipped my finger in the cow's vagina and
rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right
after her."
He goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs
a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's vagina and rubs
it all around the bull's nose.
The bull gets a rip-roaring boner and jumps on the cow
immediately.
That night, he gets into bed with his wife and can't
get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays
sleeping, he dips his fingers into his wife's vagina
and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around
his nose and gets a rip-roaring hard on. He quickly
shakes his wife awake and cries out loud,....
"Darling. Look at THIS!!!"
"She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean
you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show
me that you have a nosebleed?"
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