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Marriage
Submitted By: Doc

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning when I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some ass hole using my stuff."

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another ass hole?"

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