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Bad Jokes

Q: What do you call Mother Teresa now that she's in Heaven?
A: Nun of the above.

Q: What do you call a cow spying on another one?
A: A steak out.

There are two apples lying in a crate.
The first one says, "Man, my head hurts!"
The second one screams "EEK! A talking apple!"

Two cows are discussing artificial insemination.
Daisy tells Betsy that she's had it done.
"Really?" says Betsy. "I don't believe you!"
"It's true!" replies Daisy. "No bull!"





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