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BEHAVING BADLY
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it, and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was mentally disturbed, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."

FEMALE VIAGRA
Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewelry.

WHERE YOU FROM?
A Texan meets a Harvard graduate, tips his hat politely and asks, "Where are you from?" The Harvard grad sneers and says, "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions." The Texan mulls the comment over and responds, "Okay, where are you from, jackass?"





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