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Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.

Ê Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because theyÕre practicing to be men.

Ê Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Or, Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Ê Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Ê Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didnÕt hold the pillow down long enough.

Ê Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.

Ê Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.

Ê Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Ê Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Ê

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Ê Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"







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