10.29.07
submitted by: Rescued From Disk Crash
French Halloween
Two French guys get invited to a party. The host tells them that it's a theme dress up party and to come dressed up as an emotion.
The day of the party arrives and upon answering the door the host finds the first Frenchman with his penis in a pear and the other with his penis in a bowl of pudding.
"What are you doing?" Exclaims the host, "Your suppose to come dressed up as an emotion!"
"No no, it's ok" replys the first frenchman, "You see I'm in Dis pear, and he's fuckin Dis custed!"
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