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09.03.07
submitted by: Jason

Baseball

3 baseball fans are out back of the All Star game and see a naked woman passed out in the street.

The fans (Yankees, Mets, Red Sox) all take off their caps and place them on the girl.

The Red Sox fan covers 1 breast, the Mets fan the other, and the Yankees fan the genital area.

Along comes a cop and sees this suspicious activity and questions the men about what they are doing.

He then takes out his notepad and tries to put the crime together He lifts off the Sox hat, puts it back down, does the same with the Mets hat, then gets to the Yankees hat... he takes it on and off the genitals a dozen times and then starts writing something in his notepad.

One of the guys says "hey, what are you doing officer? You some kind of perv?"

To which the officer replies "Nope, itıs just that when I usually look under a Yankees cap, I see an asshole."





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