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submitted by: LB Talking Horse A jogger, running down a country road in West Virginia, is startled as a horse yells to him, "Hey! Come over here, buddy!" The jogger is stunned, and runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, "Are you talking to me???" The horse replies, "Sure am! Listen, I've got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago, but then this farmer bought me, and now all I do is pull a plow. I'm sick of it. Why don't you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me? I'll make you some real money, 'cause I can still run." Upon hearing that this beast can actually speak, dollar signs go off in the jogger's head. So he runs up to the farmhouse, where he finds the old farmer sitting on the porch. The jogger says, "Say, old man, I'll give you $5,000 for that old, broken-down nag you've got out in the field."
The farmer says, "Son, I know what you are thinking, but you can't believe everything you hear....
that horse has never even been to Kentucky!"
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