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submitted by: Ian The Funeral
Harry died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure Harry would be pleased,' she said. 'I'm sure you're right,' replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. 'How much did this really cost?' 'All of it,' said Sarah.? 'Forty thousand.' 'No!'? Jody exclaimed.? 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?' Sarah answered, 'The funeral was $6,500.? I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500.? The rest went for theMemorial Stone.' Jody computed quickly.? '$34,500 for a Memorial Stone?? My goodness, how big is it?' 'Four and a half carats.'
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