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Customs

After telling the customs agent he had nothing in his bags but clothing, Mark was alarmed when the official decided to open them up and check.

In the very first one she opened, cushioned between his socks was a bottle of cognac.

"Nothing to declare but clothing, huh?"

"Right," Mark extemporized. "That, madam, is my nightcap."





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