Surgeons
Three surgeons are sitting around at a bar comparing stories about the easiest procedure
they've ever done.
The first surgeon says "my easiest surgery had to be on a librarian.
When I opened her up, everything was carefully labeled and catalogued for easy reference."
The second surgeon says "that's not bad but I had an electrician once and everything on him was
color coded and had an instruction manual."
The third surgeon grins and say " that's nothing. I had a politician. When I opened him up,
all he had was one tube running from his mouth to his ass and the ends were interchangeable."