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"Well, there is a task that I have been putting off," he replies. "Around the back of the house you'll see a porch that needs painting. Take this electric sander and this can of paint. Sand off all of the old paint, and then apply this new color, and I'll pay you $100." So, she takes the sander and the paint and heads to the back of the house. Much sooner than he expected, she returns with a worn-out sander and an empty paint can. She exclaims, "I'm finished!" The man asks, "You actually sanded it down? "Until all the old paint was gone," she replies. "And then painted it?" "Yes sir. Two coats, in fact." "Well," muses the man, "That's the fastest paint job that porch has ever had." "Actually, sir," the blonde says, a bit proud of herself, "that's not a porch." "What do you mean?" asks the confused man. "I may be blonde, but I do know the difference between a Porch and a Ferrari!"
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