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01.14.08
submitted by: Ian

The Boss



A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says: "Normally, one is granted three wishes, but as you are three, I will allow one wish each."

So the eager senior manager shouted: "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."

Pfufffff .... and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted: "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."

Pfufffff .... And he was also gone.

The boss calmly said: "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.30 pm."

MORAL OF THE STORY : ALWAYS LET THE BOSS SPEAK FIRST





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